Exhaustive Post Election Study Defines Differences Between Hostettler and Ellsworth.
Ellsworth could carry a gun in an airport.

Indiana State Police seize $20,000 dollars in cash for smell of Marijuana.
"Constitutional Guarantee of Due Process is for suckers", claims state lawmakers.

School Trespasser Waves Arms and Clucks Like a Chicken to Vanderburgh Judge.
Indiana State Police seize eggs.

'Phenomenal Women' Program Celebrates Diversity
Celebrates diverstiy by excluding men.

Expansion Plans for New Vanderburgh County Jail Near Completion
Renovated new jail will have capacity to serve needs through 2005.


City will open Sewage Amusement Park in city's southeast section.
The infrastructure was already in place!''... claims city official.


Governor Daniels Sells the State of Indiana to Indonesian Investment Group.
Uses option on eBay.

General Electric Plastics sold.
In effort to increase stock price new owners could lay off employees and sell insignificant assets...like the factory.


David Nixon called "Wonderful, Fabulous, Splendid" Republican Mayoral candidate.
By the democrats.

Alcoa cuts retirees health benefits due to dire financial conditions.
Also announces highest quarterly profits ever.

Vanderburgh County Council swears off childish and petty politics.
Pig flies over Ohio River.






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